poop sheet
Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.
I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.
poop sheet
A technical manual, or a specification sheet, especially in the fields of electronic and communications engineering.
"Give me the poop sheet on that BC-310 Transmitter!"
poop sheet
A know-it-all who gives you a long explanation of something when you ask them a question.
1. Chad: Who is that fag in Pearl Harbor?
Kyle: I'm not sure who you are refering to. It couldn't be Matt Damon, my favorite actor, because he's not in that movie. It is Josh Hartnett. He was born on July 21, 1978 in San Francisco, CA. His name in the movie is Capt. Danny Walker. He recently starred in Lucky Number Sleven. He likes to eat ice cream sometimes, but only when it is hot outside.
Chad: You're gay. I just asked who the actor was. Thanks poop sheet.
Kyle: I'm not sure who you are refering to. It couldn't be Matt Damon, my favorite actor, because he's not in that movie. It is Josh Hartnett. He was born on July 21, 1978 in San Francisco, CA. His name in the movie is Capt. Danny Walker. He recently starred in Lucky Number Sleven. He likes to eat ice cream sometimes, but only when it is hot outside.
Chad: You're gay. I just asked who the actor was. Thanks poop sheet.