poop shuffle
The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.
I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.
Poop-id Shuffle
When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet
Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?