Poopsturbation
The act of grabbing a crock of shit and using it as lubricant while polishing the rusty handle (aka jacking off). Not for the faint hearted. Widely practiced in Germany.
Jacking off old school is nice and all, but poopsturbation gets me off in seconds!
poopsturbate
The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.
I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.
poopsturbate
Killing two birds with one stone
Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
poopsturbating
the act of masturbating on the toilet....
"it's a race for the bathroom every morning, i know my room mate is in the poopsturbating"
poopsturbating
The action of pooping and masturbating at the same time
Last night I heard Mr. Winkles poopsturbating in the bathroom
Andy loves poopsturbating
Majority of guys have been poopsturbating
Andy loves poopsturbating
Majority of guys have been poopsturbating