poopsurf
Browse the internet while using the restroom, specifically while pooping. Typically performed with a smartphone, but sometimes with laptops.
I had to take a dump and hadn't read the news yet, so I poopsurfed.
Where's my cellphone, I need it to poopsurf.
Thank God for poopsurfing, because my two favorite things are shitting and email.
Where's my cellphone, I need it to poopsurf.
Thank God for poopsurfing, because my two favorite things are shitting and email.