pooptato
1. a shit that looks eerily similar to a potato
2. a potato that looks distinctly like a shit
2. a potato that looks distinctly like a shit
Guy: "Ugh, remember those potato skins from t.g.i. fridays?....MISTAKE. It looked like a pooptato going in, and looked like one going out. Should have seen that one coming."
Salty Pooptatoes
During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.
James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"