poorection
An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.
"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."
Poorection
An erection caused by pushing too hard when you poo.
Dude: Guy! You have a major manly buldge!
Guy: Aww! Man I just shat must be a poorection
Guy: Aww! Man I just shat must be a poorection