Poor Man's Bouquet

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."

1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

俚语	poor man's bouquet
释义	Poor Man's Bouquet -noun 1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect. 2. Also known as the "PMB." 1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet." 2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
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