Poo-tard
Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.
We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.
poo tard
i little bitch that thinks they’re always right
monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”
lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”
lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”