Pootator
Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom
I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"
Pootation
A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough
I just farted, may have caused a pootation
pootater
A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato
"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"
"Your such a freakin pootater!"