Pootercruising
Neologism/Portmanteau: Pooter Cruising
The willful, purposeful, and deliberate act of hunting, searching, or "cruising" for female genitalia, or the more common colloquialism, "pussy."
Commonly used to describe the hunting activity of a persevering and enduring man or woman during prolonged blue-spells (masculine, i.e., blueballitis) and wet-spells (feminine, i.e., aquagina).
The willful, purposeful, and deliberate act of hunting, searching, or "cruising" for female genitalia, or the more common colloquialism, "pussy."
Commonly used to describe the hunting activity of a persevering and enduring man or woman during prolonged blue-spells (masculine, i.e., blueballitis) and wet-spells (feminine, i.e., aquagina).
Dying, my grandfather turned to me and in a whisper said, "I tell you, when at the time of your death you look back on your life, you will remember one thing. Pootercruising. When sex-deprived you go to the pub and ply ladies of loose morals with tequila, in the desperate hope of the Pooter."