pooterson
Taking a pooterson, is a simple but secretive code for, takin a fat dookie. It could be stanky, it could be small, the point is, a pooterson is a dump, and that's that.
Bruthuh 1: Good lawd i have GOT to take a pooterson.
Bruthuh 2: By all means, don't let me stop you
Bruthuh 2: By all means, don't let me stop you