Poo Texting
Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
poo text
A text message/sms sent whilst having a dump. Generally signified by signing off the message "pt".
"Hey, do you wanna go out later? PT"
"I just sent Mark a poo text when I was taking a shit! You might want to give it 5 before going back in there..."
"I just sent Mark a poo text when I was taking a shit! You might want to give it 5 before going back in there..."
Poo Text
Tha act of texting while you are taking a poo, shit, or dump.
Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.
Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.
I just got a "Poo Text" from Paul, how gross!
Mike is "Poo Texting" me again.
Mike is "Poo Texting" me again.