Pootie
A cat, especially a beloved or comical pet cat. Especially common on Daily Kos.
"oh, great, another pootie diary! bet there are enough pics in it to crash my browser, too!"
Pootie
Term used by members of DailyKos.com for a cat
Pooties and Woozles and Birdies, Oh My!
Pootie
A term for your best friend
Dats my Pootie girl
Pootie
A polite way of saying butt aka Patootie.
The Pootie Kickers Thirty Day Challenge team is going to kick pootie this year.
Pootie
A large white male with long curly "tendrals" of hair. Often is mistaken for Wierd Al. Is known as a technnical asshole and a fucking know it all.
"Alex is the biggest I know!"
Pootis
"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.
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Pootis Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress Heavy Heavy Weapons Guy
Pootis
~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Heavy: POOTIS