pootlins
Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump
There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.