Pootooth
The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time
"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"
"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
Pootooth
The device used to talk with people, via Bluetooth, while you are taking a poo.
Rodney: You should've seen Lulu last night, she was drunk and still beating everyone at pool.
Charles: For real? That's crazy. Ey, hold up, lemme put you on Pootooth real quick. I gotta take a dump.
Charles: For real? That's crazy. Ey, hold up, lemme put you on Pootooth real quick. I gotta take a dump.