Pooturbate
The act of pooping while masturbating!
I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.
Pooturbed
The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.
"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul