pop music

The sound a dying mongoose makes from its anus as it dies

A music genre that tends to be in the mainstream. It usually is repetitive, and it focuses of the words being formed in a rhythm that connects to people who grown a liking to it, usually people are raised upon it because it is the easiest and weakest form of music created, this is why most artists resort to it when they are desperate, it becomes famous instantly and easily, but A lot of it is recycled and processed into another song that is similar with beats but the lyrics are changed and the rhythm is changed a little. That's why when people start off or resort to pop music or the mainstream "Pop "of their Genre, they tend to get less respect because it is typical, not original or meaningful, it is repetitive and only weakens music as a whole. It can start off as for example rock music and then weaken to pop music, people may think it is still rock, but it's really turned pop, with just enough rock to even be considered rock music, when it's just pop music disguised as rock n roll. This is why they may call it "mainstream" because it is basically pop music of that genre. So all in all pop music is either a weakened, recycled, & repetitive form of another genre, or it is simply lyrics with a weak beat and formed to whom like the mainstream sound, which tends to be extremely popular.

the only type of music known to man which features more scantally clad females in clips than meaningfull words in the lyrics.

Probably the worst, most degrading music on earth. Simple, fake beats and talentless singers do not make for good music, yet this shit is eaten up by teenyboppers and the mainstream. The lyrics suck as well.

The catagory with the fastest band deathrate ever achieved in music.

The worst form of "music" in the whole music world. Usually involves no talent. Singing voices are usually digitally improved. Has some stupid electronic beat in the background.

Musical noise which, when repeated over and over, is used as a tool to extract a profit from dimwits. Lacking the ability to categorize this rhythmic noise under any standard genre, record company executives have come to call it ‘pop music’ because they can convince some people it is popular and therefore must be worth listening to.