Bananama
An obscure province in Kenya where Barack Hussein Obama was actually born. It is almost all jungle and is notable for its large indigenous population of purple-lipped apes and its many banana plantations.
No way was that half-cracker Obama born in Hawaii. The guy not only drives me bananas but when he smiles and bares his teeth he looks like an ape, and that really creeps me out. Therefore he must be from Bananama. Since Obama also has Irish roots on his mother's side another moniker for him could be O'Bananama.