poppin' oysters
poppin' oysters (verb): to have a repetition of short, loud farts. Usually leads up to a poop.
Tony: *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*
"Oh man, im poppin' oysters!"
Jeff: "Better get to the bathroom, dude!"
"Oh man, im poppin' oysters!"
Jeff: "Better get to the bathroom, dude!"