Poptarded
When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.
Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!
Liam: He looked so stupid!
Harry: He was totally Poptarded
Liam: He looked so stupid!
Harry: He was totally Poptarded
poptard
A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
poptard
A fanatical lover of pop style music.
"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"
poptard
a kinder, gentlier name for retard
my group is full of poptards
Poptard
The father to an unintelligent person.
“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”
“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”
“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”
Poptard
1. Someone who can't eat poptarts
2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.
2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.
Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!
Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!
Person 2: Poptard!
Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!
poptard
Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca
"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"