Popular girls

Snobs who enjoy ruining weird kids lives.

Stuck up pretty rich girls who pretend to love, but actually hate each other and can’t go 20 seconds without gossiping about there “friends” or people they don’t even know. Wear Abercrombie and Converse, do either volleyball or gymnastics and have perfect hair. Guys love them and fall for there nice girl act. Some teachers are best friends with them for some unknown reason.

The bitch who thinks she controls your every move. Normally she is dizty and expects everyone to volunteer to be yet another tissue in the world she thinks revolves around her. But in the end she just snots all over you. She walks in the middle of the group and tries extra hard to sway her fat ass around to impress the boys. Either that or knock them out cold.

Shes the retarded one in class who is too busy passing notes, fixing her nails, and applying so much lipgloss to her overly used puckers so that they eventually look like a prune.

She has a tendancy to be late for class because she is too busy at her locker running her damn mouth about the girl right next to her, in the bathroom smudging more gunk on her face, or making out with the boy she just fuckin met.

The biggest female tools you will ever meet. They listen to Soulja Boy and Cobra Starship, shop at Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Aeropostale. Frequently use the words "Oh Em Gee" and "Totally." They will also bash on anybody that passes by them. They will try to make your life as miserable as possible. Brainwashed by Paris Hilton and love to brag about their new Blackberry Storm. The Popular Girls love texting, shopping, and anything that Barbie would like.

Bitchy Girls with the following:
*Blonde hair (real or fake, and not always blonde)

*fake-baked skin

*a closet filled with Abercrombie, Hollister, and similar designers/brands

*a holier-than-thou attitude

*a habit of manipulating (either their best friends or nerds)

*wealth

*a lack of intelligence (there are some exceptions)

*athleticism (to sports that "matter", including cheerleading, soccer, gymnastics, and (for my town, at least) softball) and overall physical fitness

*emotional issues/family secrets that, if revealed, could ruin their reputation

*a seat in the middle of the cafeteria (or the seats furthest from the lunch aides), adjacent to the popular boys. Yet, these girls do not talk to the boys and prefer gossiping over one "nerdy" girl's new outfit or even about someone sitting in front of them

*a boyfriend sitting at the aforementioned popular boys table. The relationship usually only lasts about a few weeks. Middle school popular girls treat this relationship as if it were more serious and intimate, thus causing the boy to set his sights on someone else

*A jealousy streak for their ex's new flame, whoever it may be, even if it's their best friend

In the end, though, popular girls will usually go to an average (meaning academically average) college, where they will realize very quickly that popularity doesn't matter, if they haven't figured this out in High School. They will normally get a job to find out that they are working for the "nerdy" girl or boy that they used to pick on. They will lose their middle school and high school looks to find out that the ugly kids in middle school are modeling for GQ or dating a celebrity. Moral of the story: popularity doesn't matter.

Girls brainwashed by Barbie into thinking that their job is to look hot and make fun of others. Basically guys like them, regular girls hates them and the few that hangs out with them only pretend to like them.

Usually bitchy and gets everything they want. Thinks there the best thing since sliced bread and have rights to do things which the "normal girls" don't, like...

1. Can use their latest phones in class, just so they can rub it in other peoples facess, distract students and phone eachother and then blame it on the girl no one likes.

2. Wear lots of make-up and don't turn up for school until late because they need to look "perfect".

3. You can't have fun around them. Do that, and there at your necks like a wild animal.

They also like to take the micky out of the less popular, even bully them sometimes.
Another thing is they like to say things like. "Oh my gosh!" Sigh at the end off every sentence, which is followed by her gang of bitchy friends, or say anything they think sounds good because they heard it from some lame show.