Porblem
A comical way of saying "Problem" (pronounced poor-blum). Derived from the misspelling of the original word, "porblem" is usually used when the issue is blatantly obvious and/or vital to the action or operation.
Pvt. Guy beached the multi-billion dollar U.S Destroyer on a deserted island. This is a porblem.
Guy 1: Did you finish your paper?
Guy 2: Shit, we had a paper due today?
Guy 1: Yeah, and it is worth 55% of your entire grade
Guy 2: Damn, I appear to have a porblem!
Guy 1: Did you finish your paper?
Guy 2: Shit, we had a paper due today?
Guy 1: Yeah, and it is worth 55% of your entire grade
Guy 2: Damn, I appear to have a porblem!
Porblem
A group of 3 friends (No more and no less.) that get intoxicated together and fuck shit up. They are the party and any other party isn’t complete without The Porblem.
“Did you see Beerman’s story last night? Eli, Nate, and Carsen truly are the Porblem for how much they drink”