porcelain altar

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.

"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"

Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.

a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

俚语	porcelain altar
释义	porcelain altar A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking. "dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!" Praying at the Porcelain Altar Function: Verb Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material. 1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess) Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar. Worshipping the Porcelain Altar Throwing up. Can be used in two ways: a) euphemism for drunk-barf. b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf. a) Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages. John: We know. We heard you. b) Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know? Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me. (Hip bones protrude) I'm like, a blimp. Pay homage to the porcelain altar To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle. "Dude, where ya going?" "I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."
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