porcelain crayon
1: A turd
2: Fecal matter
2: Fecal matter
"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.