Porcelain Elevator
The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.
Friend: Dude where have you been?
Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.
Friend: A what?
Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.
Friend: A what?
Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...