porcelain kiss
Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.
Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.
kissing porcelain
When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.
When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.