Porcelain Lasagne

When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.

One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.

Recipe:

Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen

Pasta Sheets - Bog roll

Prep time - User discrepancy

Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended

Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.

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释义	Porcelain Lasagne When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine. One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne. Recipe: Meat - Poo Cheese - Smegma Béchamel Sauce - Semen Pasta Sheets - Bog roll Prep time - User discrepancy Serves - 4-6 Preheat your oven to 180° C Reverse Kangaroo - recommended Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.
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