porcelain punisher
A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.
I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...
Porcelain Punisher
A person who makes a large mess in the toilet, usually after eating specific foods.
"After I ate at Taco Bell, I knew I was going to be a porcelain punisher"
"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"
"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"