Porch Cracker
Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.
Aye Yall close the blinds i see the porch cracker
porch cracker
The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.
Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.