Porch Pop Season
An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”