Porch Potato

1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch.

also:

2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato.

OR:

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
*sighs*
Person rings doorbell again
*footsteps*
Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato?

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

俚语	porch potato
释义	Porch Potato 1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch. also: 2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers. Person rings doorbell waits for two minutes Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato. OR: Person rings doorbell waits for two minutes sighs Person rings doorbell again footsteps Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato? Porch Potato A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed. Look at that porch potato smoking weed.
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