Porch Yeti
An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!