Porcupenis
When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.
last night my tinder date had some porcupenis. That's why im wearing this eyepatch.
Porcupenis
When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.
Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.
Porcupenis
A slang term used to describe women who've had an excessively high number of sex partners / high body count that makes reference to the quills on a porcupine.
"If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupenis".
"That porcupenis is for the streets".
"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".
"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis
"That porcupenis is for the streets".
"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".
"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis