porcupine's balls
They're small, round, and they don't give a shit.
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: they're small, they're round, and they don't give a shit!"
porcupine's balls
Shaved Balls that are starting to grow hair back on them.
His porcupine's balls were sticking me like crazy last night while we was bumpin uglies.