Porgasm
Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg
Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.
Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.
Porgasm
An immense feeling of pleasure achieved during urination, it only happens of very rare occasions (frequency is increased with alcohol consumption), but when it does it can be like a miniature orgasm.
**At House Party**
Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?
Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!
Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.
Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!
Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?
Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!
Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.
Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!
porgasm
when you pop a zit, blackhead, whitehead or otherwise gross unwanted dirty substance that has inhabited a part on someone's body, and it finally all comes busting out, (like the sexual climax) leaving you feeling very satisfied. also, could be used as porgasmic
"when i finally got that huge zit on jackson's back out and safely on a kleenex, it was so refreshing. porgasmic."
porgasm
Orgasm acheived with the assistance of pornography.
Since getting married Bruce has dirastically increased the frequency of porgasm.
porgasm
The feeling you get when you hold your pee in for the longest time and then you are finally able to go to the bathroom
aka ‘pee orgasm’
aka ‘pee orgasm’
“I really needed to pee all day but I couldn’t because I was in the car for 3 hours”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”
PORgasmic
a portmanteau of the words POR and orgasmic.
usual use in relation to the activity of inhaling/ ingesting any substance derrived from marijuana, such as weed or hash brownies for instance.
usual use in relation to the activity of inhaling/ ingesting any substance derrived from marijuana, such as weed or hash brownies for instance.
1) last night was porgasmic
2) this new stuff is porgasmic
2) this new stuff is porgasmic