Pork Chop Moment
A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.
Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P