Pork Dick
The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.
"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."
"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."
"Truth."
"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."
"Truth."