Pork Pies
Cockney rhyming slang for 'lies'
who's been tellin porkies? (pork pies)
pork pies
As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes
"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."
Pork Pies (also porkies)
Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)
The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.
Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout
A Description Of Someone Lying.
I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.
Eating naughty pork pies in the bath
Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath
The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"