Pork Slider
Anal Sex on a sliding board
Dude, you won’t believe it... I think I just saw Jimmy & Ralph pull a Pork Slider.
pork slider
That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.
You're a real pork slider, you know that?
Pulled Pork Slider
When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!
Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?
Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!
Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!
Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?
Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!
Colorado Pork Slider
When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz
I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen