Pork Swords
Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".
"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."
Pork sword
A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.
Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.
pork sword
the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis
"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
pork sword
The common term for a fellas old chap.
I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!
pork sword
A mans penis.
Look at his huge pork sword!
pork sword
The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
pork sworded
The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.
"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"