Porkulent
A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.
Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.
Porkulent
A term describing an object that is porky in physical nature.
Frank: My God, did u see that woman?
John: I know. She was porkulent.
John: I know. She was porkulent.
porkulate
To copulate with a fat person. (porker)
Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.
Porkulous
The nickname given by Republicans to the massive amount of earmarks (aka "pork") contained in President Obama's $3.4 trillion budget plan.
Obama's budget plan contains over $7.7 billion in Porkulous spending.
Erectoral Porkulation
When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.
*At grandpas farm*.....
Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....
Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....
porkulation
to have sex with.
"Yo! MARK! Me n that blonde are bout to get down to some serious porkulation ra now."
"wrap it before you tap it DJ"
"wrap it before you tap it DJ"