Pornbilical Cord
Ethernet cable used for a laptop computer, often seen tangled or trailing across the livinroom floor from ones open bedroom .
I told forrest we were blazin this one on the back deck but he said nah, couch cuz his pornbilical cord wont reach that far and he wants to bump this one jam from youtube. not to mention once we kicks it his high ass is finna 'do him' right thurr on the couch... thats my guess.