Porn on the cob

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.

When a corncob is used to improvise a sexual act, when you do not have/or have used up any sexual toys eg dildo. Naturally during a sex scene in a pornographic movie.

Sexually transmitted disease where small pus-filled sacs start growing around your penis in organized rows, making it look like corn on the cob.