pornounce
a scale which measures how porntacular something is.
i.e. how good the porn is
i.e. how good the porn is
man1: how was the super edition of ZOO mag?
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.
pornouncer
a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.
Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/
Pornounce
(verb) def. – to vilently and somewhat sexually randomly pounce on an unsuspecting homie
Elijah pornounced on Connie after Keaneau and CJ had her distracted.
pornounce
A term representing an announcement in or dealing with pornography.
At the Adult entertainment Expo, I had pornounced the release of a new movie. 2 girls, 1 midget.