Porn
The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
porn makes the world go around.
Porn
Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
This porn is good and fresh!
Porn
The shit you watch cause your lonely as fuck
Im just so lonely I’m gonna go watch some porn
Porn
A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?
Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
Porn
Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
Porn
NO NO NO NO
You know what porn is I know that you know what porn is so why did you look this up?
Porn
What everyone watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
Hypocrite: You're such a perv, watching porn! You're disgusting!
*Goes home and watches a DVD entitled "Big Dicks in Fat Chicks 12"*
*Goes home and watches a DVD entitled "Big Dicks in Fat Chicks 12"*