Pornstache
A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.
Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.
Pornstache
Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars
"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"
Pornstache
A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.
That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.
Pornstache
George Mendez from Orange Is The New Black. Known for his disgustingly freaky facial hair.
"Oh you know, I got some dope off pornstache."
"How did you do that?"
"Eh, just did a little sexual favor"
"How did you do that?"
"Eh, just did a little sexual favor"
pornstache
ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.
CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.
pornstache
The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.
Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!
70's pornstache
Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.
"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"