Pornstincts

1. an adapted cognitive perception that every situation may lead to a reality-amateur porn scene.
2. a cognitive disability caused by watching too much first-person/POV reality and amateur-styled porn, with too much emphasis placed on plot-development and the subtle sexual innuedos of common, everyday vernacular
3. a Portmanteau word, combining "pornography" + "instincts"

1. She said she needed "help lifting office supplies, in the back." My instincts said, "RUN!" My pornstincts said, "I brought the white-out."

2. She asked me to fix her sink, my "pornstincts" told me to unzip my pants.

俚语	pornstincts
释义	Pornstincts 1. an adapted cognitive perception that every situation may lead to a reality-amateur porn scene. 2. a cognitive disability caused by watching too much first-person/POV reality and amateur-styled porn, with too much emphasis placed on plot-development and the subtle sexual innuedos of common, everyday vernacular 3. a Portmanteau word, combining "pornography" + "instincts" 1. She said she needed "help lifting office supplies, in the back." My instincts said, "RUN!" My pornstincts said, "I brought the white-out." 2. She asked me to fix her sink, my "pornstincts" told me to unzip my pants.
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