porn sweep

A walkthrough and cleanup of your place of residence, to make sure that no porn magazines, dvd’s and similar erotic paraphernalia are laying around in the open or any place they might otherwise be discovered accidentally. This activity is usually done shortly before a visit from parents, family, potential girlfriends, and anyone else who might be mortified by your filthy/kinky tastes (particularly, you want to make sure you don’t scare off any eligible women visiting your place and wreck your chances).