Porn Valley

Porn Valley is the San Fernando Valley (locally known as "The Valley"). An urbanized valley located in the Los Angeles metropolitan area of southern California, United States, defined by the dramatic mountains of the Transverse Ranges circling it.

The Valley became the pioneering region for producing adult films in the 1970s and since then has been home to a multi-billion dollar pornography industry, earning the monikers "Porn Valley", "San Pornando Valley", or "Silicone Valley"—a play on Silicon Valley with silicone breast implants. The leading trade paper for the industry, AVN Magazine, is based in the Northwest Valley, as are a majority of the nation's adult video and magazine distributors. According to the HBO series Pornucopia, nearly 90% of all legally distributed pornographic films made in the United States are either filmed in or produced by studios based in the San Fernando Valley.

When your buddy gets dumped by his girlfriend. And rather than get back out there, chasing tail, he wallows in self pity and masturbates himself to sleep every night.

The only known cure for porn valley syndrome (PVS) is to turn off the porn and go find some strange.