Porsche 993
The last of the air-cooled porsche 911's when porsche engineered things properly. UK owners generally have beards, but not as grizzly as those of the 964 owners.
993 owner: I just changed the oil on my Porsche 993.
964 owner: Grr.. I got oil in my beard while I was changing the piston rings on my 964
996 owner: my engine blew up again.
964 owner: Grr.. I got oil in my beard while I was changing the piston rings on my 964
996 owner: my engine blew up again.